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Feats of Musication

by Icarus Tyree

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Ky Avery Jones MOTHER OF ALL MONSTERS makes me INSANE. Favorite track: Mother of All Monsters.
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1.
Garbage Man 02:52
How's it going, happy to see you! It's been a long time since I talked to someone outside of my mirror Not that I can't hold conversation But I find talking to myself makes my intentions that much clearer So I'd appreciate if you could spread the word Mine's not the strangest story that you ever heard My name is Garbage Man (Garbage Man) I live in a truck bay (a truck bay) I got my first job for being too early And lost my second for coming too late So I wander the hills of blue Virginia Not a dollar in my hand Go tell your friends that you know a guy called Garbage Man I got me a good education Like how to know the time of day just looking at the sunny weather 'Course I'm not so sure when it's raining It's not a problem that has stopped me from my guessing altogether Someday, I'd like to be up on a big marquee With all those lights announcing me: My name is Garbage Man (Garbage Man) I live in a truck bay (a truck bay) I got my first job for being too early And lost my second for coming too late So I wander the hills of blue Virginia Not a dollar in my hand Go tell your friends that you know a guy called Garbage Man My name is Garbage Man (Garbage Man) I live in a truck bay (a truck bay) I got my first job for being too early And lost my second for coming too late So I wander the hills of blue Virginia Not a dollar in my hand Go tell your friends that you know a guy called Garbage Man Go tell your friends that you know a guy called Garbage Man
2.
In a tower on an island long ago Or at least, that's what the storybooks all say There were Daedalus and Icarus imprisoned And they tried to think of some way to escape Then they saw an eagle soaring overhead And the father was inspired and he smiled He had lots of feathers and had lots of waxes So he built wings for himself and for his child Splash, splash, splash go the waves down below Flap, flap, flap go the wings in the sky "Careful son," Said the father "Don't you know That you shouldn't fly too low or fly too high" When they started off, the sun was beating down And the breezes sent a flutter through their plumes So the boy became infected with elation Never thinking that he'd bring about his doom And he flipped and flapped and raced right through the clouds For the first time feeling absolutely free But he didn't feel the wax begin to soften And his father's shouts were drowned out by the sea Splash, splash, splash go the waves down below Flap, flap, flap go the wings in the sky It can't last, because everybody knows That a human boy was never meant to fly Though the sun was warm and kissed his shining face It was hot enough to tear his wings apart So his freefall kept on going, going, going Though he didn't really notice at the start And the water took him in with open arms As his father watched with horror from above As his son was dragged into the salty ocean Shining underneath the sun that that boy loved Splash, splash, splash go the waves down below Flap, flap, flap go the wings in the sky It can't last because everybody knows That a human boy was never meant to fly Splash, splash, splash go the waves down below Flap, flap, flap go the wings in the sky It can't last because everybody knows That a human boy was never meant to fly
3.
The first time that I rolled to a stop into the back of someone's car at a stoplight, we got out and I apologized, except I didn't get their contact information but they got mine since I was the one who caused the accident. Then I cried in a Giant parking lot. But up in New England, they're better known as Stop-N-Shop My car was fine and their car was fine I didn't get their contact information but they got mine Anyway, I'm saying this because I tell everyone who rides in my car the whole history of my driving life so they know what they're getting into, and someday you might ride in my car so I figured I'd better get that story out of the way to move on to whatever comes next So you won't be surprised if I ever get into a wreck I'm putting all my cards out on the table Because I like you I can't get rid of the dents in my car
4.
Icarus, don't be blue You should smile like you used to When the world wasn't so wide You feel afraid, you're terrified O Icarus, so am I Icarus, there's no end But tomorrow you'll start it all again And you can make it up anew I always do And so do you And when you lose your way, please be kind You'll set your own pace. Take your time. I don't mind. Icarus, don't be blue You should smile like you used to When the world wasn't so wide You're by my side, So am I
5.
Tables lined with cutlery Ads for something on TV Crashing in the kitchen, there's a fox out in the yard Early morning paper trucks Hospitals with parking spots Fragile crystal flutes that clutter up the garbage can Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Now I trace my face with age All the things that looked the same Function lives long after all my thoughts are out of style Dare I say, I've done enough Dare I say, it's not too much You're the taste of morning in my early Sunday mouth Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past I didn't wanna hurt you I didn't know you'd bleed When you touched the edge of me Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past
6.
Some people think that I'm a robot Obviously I am not one of them Because if I was, there'd be a paradox Where I could not be both a person who thinks I'm a robot And be a robot But still, my mechanical tendencies Lead certain people to believe I'm automaton A synthetic consciousness And maybe I am, but you'd think that they'd make me better than this I have all these theories in my head about the reason something's off So I won't be that surprised to find out I'm a robot Some people think I'm an alien Hanging around among them to collect data for higher intelligence And maybe they're right Since the notes that I take on the humans sound sort of alien Like my observations of sympathy And whether or not they expect me to replicate Behaviors that puzzle and fascinate And how I pretend that I understand everything they say I have all these theories in my head about why I'm not quite like my friends So I won't be that surprised to find out I'm an alien Wouldn't it be nice and neat to know that I'm not made to be a thing that seems so out of reach for me? Sometimes I think that I'm a robot Obviously I am not I understand I know I'm not an alien But still it remains that I can't explain - maybe that's just human. I have all these theories in my head to pretend that nothing's wrong Maybe I'm not that surprised since I've known all along But I won't be that surprised if I am But I won't be that surprised if I am An alien Or a robot
7.
The first time that I broke up with somebody we were at a party where I had a minor panic attack so we escaped up to my room and I told her all about my hesitations when I saw her because I thought that I might not be interested in a romance kind of way. And she looked up and told me that she felt the same. We laughed it off, now we never talk And that was the only relationship that I ever had to break up But these days, I'm afraid to open up 'cause I don't feel like I love very often, so when people ask me out I knee-jerk have to turn them down because I'd rather them feel bad right now than break their heart much later after stringing them along. Because too many times I feel fine before I learn something's wrong. I'm putting all my cards out on the table. I think you're worth it. I can't get rid of the dents in my heart. So I'm putting all my cards out And I'll finally stick my head out And I'm hoping I can trust you I can't get rid of the dents in my car
8.
There is a rose in my garden sweet In my garden sweet there is a rose I tell it of my lover, and it grows My garden lives here inside of me Inside of me my garden grows So in my heart, I cultivate your rose
9.
Fearless Ivan, lion tamer Now that the circus has no lions Only the horses, and Ivan doesn't Know how to ride a horse in the circus Our ringmaster says he's fired But in the circus that just means He'll climb in the cannon and be a human cannonball And all the crowds will cheer and scream for him He's flying overhead But in his dreams he's taming lions And he's on the ground instead Elissandra does contortion Fits herself inside a suitcase Wishes that she was on the trapeezes But when she tried she couldn't find the rhythm So, in a skintight suit she folds herself Into a thousand shapes And watches with envy as the trapeezes swing above And all the crowds will cheer and scream for her She ties herself in knots But in her dreaming she's trapeezing With the other acrobats Doctor Monday, former juggler Once was a clown but then got amnesia Only forgetting how to juggle But that's a skill you need to be a juggler Our ringmaster says I'm fired But this time he means I need to leave my circus life and my circus job No more the crowds will cheer and scream for me Throwing things so high But I can't sleep so I don't dream And I think why (oh why oh why)? I don't know where to go from here So this is my goodbye To Fearless Ivan (goodbye) Elissandra (goodbye) All the clowns I once befriended (goodybe, goodbye) If we ever meet again (goodbye, goodbye) O if we ever meet again (goodbye, goodbye) I hope you'll walk up and say hi
10.
Mother of all monsters Shackled in the deep Cut into a thousand pieces Scattered to the people's feasts How did it happen that the violence of a man can even kill the great leviathan? Who has burned the walls down? Who brings this disease? Leave behind you no survivors Say you've set the people free When will you discover what is mercy to a man? Or is it so late that you no longer can? Lay down your killing machines What have they brought you that you wanted? Are you happy? Is this Heaven? Is it anything you need? Or are you farther from the end than when you started? It hurts you more than it hurts me Does every soul you take appear inside your dreams? Did you know you're not alone? The way you act You're on your own Lay down your machines. When will you discover what is mercy to a man? Or is it so late that you no longer can? Lay down your killing machines What have they brought you that you wanted? Are you happy? Is this Heaven? Is it anything you need? Or are you farther from the end than when you started? It hurts you more than it hurts me Does every soul you take appear inside your dreams? Did you know you're not alone? The way you act You're on your own Lay down your machines.
11.
Come all you pretty girls, and any other folks too I've got a tale to tell to you I'll try not to preach, so gather around And listen how the Devil tried to drag me down It was August at the time, and the sun beat hot I was walking all alone until I had to stop When the Devil tipped his hat "How'd you do?" said he "It's finally time for you to come with me" Oh, don't drag me down Oh no, don't drag me down I've worked real hard so you can't have me Oh no don't drag me down Well, I tried to run away but he's too fast And tackled me down into the near dry grass I said "I hear you're a betting man So I'd like to make a wager for my life if I can" Oh, don't drag me down Oh no, don't drag me down I've worked real hard so you can't have me Oh no don't drag me down He thought for a minute, then began to grin Said "honey, there ain't a bet I can't win I'll beat you in a second, and when I'm through It's down for me and down for you" Oh, don't drag me down Oh no, don't drag me down I've worked real hard so you can't have me Oh no don't drag me down Well, the game was simple: I bet my lot That my soul was clean, not a single spot When he looked inside his blood turned cold 'Cause I didn't have a stain since I don't have a soul Oh, don't drag me down Oh no, don't drag me down I've worked real hard so you can't have me Oh no don't drag me down Well, the story ends with the Devil gone away And I'm still living to this day No matter if you're sitting in saint or sin Don't worry 'bout the Devil, 'cause he can't get in Oh, don't drag me down Oh no, don't drag me down I've worked real hard so you can't have me Oh no don't drag me down Oh, don't drag me down Oh no, don't drag me down I've worked real hard so you can't have me Oh no don't drag me down
12.
Tables lined with cutlery Ads for something on TV Crashing in the kitchen, there's a fox out in the yard Early morning paper trucks Hospitals with parking spots Fragile crystal flutes that clutter up the garbage can Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Now I trace my face with age All the things that looked the same Function lives long after all my thoughts are out of style Dare I say, I've done enough Dare I say, it's not too much You're the taste of morning in my early Sunday mouth Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past I didn't wanna hurt you I didn't know you'd bleed When you touched the edge of me Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past Broken glass, broken glass Why do some things change so fast What was now's already in the past

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"Heartwarming AND heartbreaking!" rave the critics.
"Is it really music if it isn't slightly abrasive on the ears?"
"Does Icarus even KNOW how to use music editing software?"
"Who the heck is Doctor Monday?"
11 (10? 12?) songs, each of which is a consummate feat...of musication

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released August 18, 2021

all songs written and arranged by Icarus Tyree.
vocals, guitar, shaker egg, tambourine, maracas, tupperware, clapping performed by Icarus Tyree

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they/them - Icarus is a fool who writes music and has been writing music and will be writing music about nothing very special in particular.

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